THE EPSTEIN FILES FOR 5 Y/O'S

TITLE: I'M IN THE FILE, AM I BAD? A YOUNG PERSON'S GUIDE TO THE EPSTEIN FILES.

📘 What Does "In the Epstein Files" Mean?

• Being “in the files” is like being in a big notebook. It just means someone’s name was written down somewhere—like a phone book or a list of people who rode a plane.

• It does NOT mean something bad happened. It just means someone was seen or named.

👑 Prince Andrew’s Story (Like a Special Example)

• His name was in the notebook, yes—but also:

  1. He was on Epstein’s island, according to grown-ups who talked in court.

  2. People told stories about him, and there was a court case saying those things happened.

• That’s different because other people might be in the notebook or on the plane list—but they never were on the island or mentioned in the stories.

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Why It Matters

• If your name is in someone’s notebook, it doesn’t mean you did anything wrong—you might’ve just met once or been on the same flight.

• But if your name shows up AND there are stories or proof you did something, that’s more serious—like with Prince Andrew.

✅ Simple Takeaway

• Just seeing your name doesn’t mean you did something bad.

• But if your name is there AND there’s a story or proof, it’s more serious—like what happened with Prince Andrew.

SEE YOU AT THE NEXT WITCH HUNT!!

FOR THE PARENTS. IN CASE YOU FORGOT, HERE ARE SOME OTHER NAMES THAT APPEARED IN THE FILE.

REMEMBER, MOM AND DAD!! A name in the files is not equivalent to a finding of guilt. Many notable figures — Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Naomi Campbell, Mick Jagger, Stephen Hawking — appear in flight or contact logs but aren’t accused of island visits or sexual mishaps.

Keep your eyes on the Obama scandal!